hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
where am i from again
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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