I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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