She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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