is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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