Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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