did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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