Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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