no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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