ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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