and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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