I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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