Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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