u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Randomize