I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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