I need help removing her.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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