you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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