Dual....:-)
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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