Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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