Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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