areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
