brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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