what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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