She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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