More tranny stories later!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
my poor anus
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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