He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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