Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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