happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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