remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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