You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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