fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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