It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Floor bacon is actually really good
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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