summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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