Christians are straight up FREAKS
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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