Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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