I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.