i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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