I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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