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Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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