Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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