At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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