I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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