Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
