CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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