I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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