I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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