I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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