Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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