I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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