:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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