you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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