We won't sleep together?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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