do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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