Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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