I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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