So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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