What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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