Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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